Listen up, dolls! Canada’s Drag Race Season 5 just sashayed onto our screens, and you already KNOW the THYRSTY Boys are here to spill the tea, sip the cocktails, and throw in a little shade (all in good fun, of course 😉). In our latest episode, we break down the first episode, give our unfiltered hot takes, and—because we love a little friendly competition—draft our top picks for the crown. 👑

The Grand Entrance: Who Gagged Us?

First impressions are EVERYTHING, and honey, these queens walked in ready to snatch wigs. From fashion statements to flops (you know we clocked ‘em), we’re giving you the full rundown of who served confidence and who gave “lost in the werkroom” energy.

Mini & Maxi Madness: Who Ate and Who Starved?

Nothing like a little pressure to separate the icons from the lip-sync assassins-in-training. We break down the first episode’s challenges, the gag-worthy moments, and the “oh, girl… we need to talk” performances. Some queens hit the ground running, while others… let’s just say they better start stretching for that Lip Sync For Your Life.

Runway Rundown: Fashion or Fashion NO?

Buckle up, fashionistas! This season’s first runway brought lewks, choices, and a whole lot of opinions from us. Who was giving haute couture, and who was serving Party City realness? You already know we held NOTHING back.

The Official THYRST Draft: Place Your Bets, Baby!

What’s a new season without a little competition? We drafted our top queens for the season, and let’s just say—some of us are feeling very confident in our picks, while others are already sweating. Who’s in it for the long haul, and who might be sashaying away sooner than expected? Listen and find out!

💋 Listen to the full episode on Spotify right here and join the convo.

And don’t forget, THYRST never quenches itself, so follow us for more piping hot Canada’s Drag Race recaps, drama, and draft updates all season long. Who knows? We might even get a few queens to spill some exclusive tea. 😘

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