Trying to be positive here but it seems the best part of season 9 was the trailer. We are on episode 14 and nothing has truly happened. I feel like I am being dragged along season after season. Things I’d rather be watching
Tinsley & Dale knitting at brunch
D’Andra and Momma Dee testing skin products in South Korea.
Sonja & Ramona on the Amazing Race
But anways, here is this episode’s ranking of the Rich Bitches of Beverly Hills.
I also want to note that I based the rankings based on what each Housewife brought to the specific episode, not who they are as humans or who they voted for.
#6 - Teddi
Teddi has been difficult to watch this season. She was knee deep in a “take down Dorit” scheme and is pushing all the blame on LVP. Her looks seems like her stylist uses Pinterest to style her and this friendship with Kyle has made her ego huuuuuuge this season. I was honestly shocked she got a second season but I will tell you I will watch her for a third season especially with rumblings of Brandi’s return. BRANDI WOULD EAT TEDDI ALIVE. I do hav to say I did chuckle during her Party in the USA sex story.
#5 - Dorit
This was the least Dorit we’ve gotten in a episode since she stepped on the scene and let me tell you I WAS BORED. I think we’re going to see a rise to Dorit. The way she stood her ground to LVP at dinner with PK and the way she had all the woman rally behind her she really is coming into her own. OH AND THESE CONFESSIONAL LEWKS. I mean she has Erika Jayne screaming at her glam squad “I WILL NOT BE SHOWN UP BY A WOMAN WITH A BRITISH ACCENT FROM CONNECTICUT”
# 5 - Lisa Vanderpump
Love her or hate her, the show took a hit when we lost LVP. Was the episode without her good? It was alright. Seeing her at the end of the episode interact with Camille it made me realize what she brings the show, shade and intimidation. Her level of shade in the confessional is witty and clever that no other housewife can achieve in this franchise. Also the way the other housewives get intimidated around her is so captivating. In person Camille was a very different person than who she was in her confessionals, they really are scared of the LVP.
# 4 - Camille Grammer
I want to walk into every room the way Camille Grammer does. What is interesting is that Camille was asked by production to step it up in LVP absence (read about it here) I can just picture Andy Cohen pouring her a martini in his NYC penthouse saying “give us some season 1 Camille, we’ll cover the cost of your Hawaii wedding” and she’s like “of course darling” but then it makes everything she does/say seem fake or forced a bit. Regardless, I remember the days torturing myself with the thought “will Camille ever return” and I am happy that time is here.
# 3 - Lisa Rinna
Lisa Rinna is a confessional queen. She delivers her one liners so effortlessly and is a proud sh*t stirrer. It always rattles me how Andy Cohen thought she wasn’t a good fit for the show in season 1 because right now I can’t picture the show without Rinna.
# 2 - Denise Richards
Denise Richards has been such a breathe of fresh air, she’s also the only bit of air giving life to this season of RHOBH. I love watching her as mother, I love watching her interact with her husband that dicks her down at 5:30am. Denise did to RHOBH what Erika Jayne did in season 6.
# 1 - Erika Jayne
So I love watching Erika on tour, I think it’s so f*cking cool that she has grown so much. I really felt we got a vulnerable side of Erika. she was nervous AF to perform in LA/on camera. What made my heart warm to her more was when one of the Bravo interns crawled under the table and unplugged her mic, I felt really bad for her. Also I love seeing Tom & her interact, it’s so interesting! I really wish Erika would stop acting like the cool girl and really get messy.