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RHONY “You, who falls in the bushes” Cast Ranking

Next week is the season finale of the greatest show on television. Why the season is so short is baffling to me. These women fire on all cylinders and I honestly wish it was like a soap opera with a new episode Monday to Friday! Even a cute “filler” episode is 100x better than the best episode of RHOBH. Let’s rank these divas.

#7 - Barb The Builder  

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LAST WEEK’S RANK – #7

Bethenny called it out. Barbara is at the wrong lunch table. This is a tough cast to break in and make a name for yourself. Keep running Babz…off and away from RHONY.

#6 - Dorinda

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LAST WEEK’S RANK – # 2

Dorinda was responsible for the toast at the party. This was her worst toast on the show, probably because she was sober.

#5 - Lu  

Lu

LAST WEEK’S RANK – # 5

My mother told me if I have nothing nice to say, to put it on the internet. Ugh, I want to be reading and dragging Luann but seeing her recent arrest and the cloud of delusions she’s floating on I’ll spare her this ranking. I do hope she got dicked down after the party.

#4 - Tinsley  

Tinsley

LAST WEEK’S RANK – #6

Walking into their uber with her Lumee on is when Tinsley made sense to me. I am Tinsley, she is me. The confidence is shaky, the self-esteem is a dim candle but can still turn out a lewk. It is very clear that Tinsley is a production favourite and instead of fighting it, I am embracing it. I also love that the artist thought she was worthy of a 5000 paint can.

#3 - B  

B

LAST WEEK’S RANK – # 4

What I appreciate about Bethenny is that she really promotes sisterhood which I think is what keeps these ladies from ripping each other to shreds. She is the voice of reason and has been looking flawless. I thought we were going to get a season of her crying about Dennis but she really is showing up and delivering!

#2 - Dorinda  

Sonja

LAST WEEK’S RANK – # 1

The fact that Sonja Morgan can get blasted, collapse at the dinner table, have the ambulance come and then wake up the next morning ready to run the NYC Marathon makes her my role model.
Is this a skinny mirror or do we really look this good
I can see the whole hole

#1- Sonja  

Ramona

LAST WEEK’S RANK – # 3

The fact that Ramona Singer is 62 years old baffles me. She is a toddler in her terrible 2’s, 16 year old mean girl and a 19 year old boy crazy college chick all wrapped into one, it’s a lot to process. Seeing Ramona play Martin and rum man made me realize I need her to be the next Bachelorette. Imagine her dating 32 edible bachelors! I have to say seeing Ramona and Mario be civil and enjoying each other’s company really warms my heart.

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The Death of RHOBH. Where do we go from here?

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Luann demands to be the highest paid Housewife of all time.